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aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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notanotherhealthyfoodblog:

Weight Watchers Red Velvet Cake

(click photo for recipe)
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cigarette-drags:


Kate Moss in “Summer love” by Peter Lindbergh for Harper’s Bazaar, February 1996

she looks stunning
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When someone says, “I hate this photo. I’m so ugly!!!”

lenzee:

Oh… of course. That’s why you uploaded it. It makes perfect sense.

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sofapizza:

how to take a compliment.
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Just saw this a few times on my facebook news feed….

madnessfillsmyheartandsoul:

“If you think your ugly, put this as your status & whoever likes it disagrees ♥”

(and of course, the mandatory “you’re” was misspelled as “your”)

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theapathyclub:

Another reason why I don’t go on Facebook anymore
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