I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
When someone says, “I hate this photo. I’m so ugly!!!”
Oh… of course. That’s why you uploaded it. It makes perfect sense.
Just saw this a few times on my facebook news feed….
“If you think your ugly, put this as your status & whoever likes it disagrees ♥”
(and of course, the mandatory “you’re” was misspelled as “your”)










